Why God Does Not Have a Ph.D.
ØHe had only one major publication
Ø It was in Hebrew
Ø It had no references
Ø It was not in a refereed journal
Ø Some doubt He wrote it by himself
Ø It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since then?
Ø His cooperative efforts have been quite limited
Ø The scientific community has had a hard time replicating His results.
Ø He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
Ø When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
Ø When subjects did not behave as predicted, He deleted them from the sample.
Ø He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
Ø Some say He had his son teach the class.
Ø He expelled his first two students for learning
Ø Although there were only 10 requirements, most of His students failed his tests
Ø His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop
Ø It was in Hebrew
Ø It had no references
Ø It was not in a refereed journal
Ø Some doubt He wrote it by himself
Ø It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since then?
Ø His cooperative efforts have been quite limited
Ø The scientific community has had a hard time replicating His results.
Ø He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
Ø When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
Ø When subjects did not behave as predicted, He deleted them from the sample.
Ø He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
Ø Some say He had his son teach the class.
Ø He expelled his first two students for learning
Ø Although there were only 10 requirements, most of His students failed his tests
Ø His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop
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I first saw this composition in the office of my old Professor in Legon a couple of years ago. The source was indicated as unknown. It is absolute fun but I wonder if there perhaps is something more beyond the comical?. Enjoy!
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